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Horoscope
This is just for fun, and please take it with a handful of salt.
Every two weeks, we will update the horoscope. Unlike most, ours is grouped by your month of birth. Enjoy!
Horoscopes
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January
You will pass a test
![minimalist-arrangement-of-blue-sunglasses-on-a-bright-yellow-picture-id952487492_k=6&m=952](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a34b27_b552786f6cdb4090b3886d28bd5e4ec8~mv2.jpg/v1/crop/x_0,y_24,w_509,h_290/fill/w_342,h_195,al_c,q_80,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01,enc_avif,quality_auto/minimalist-arrangement-of-blue-sunglasses-on-a-bright-yellow-picture-id952487492_k%3D6%26m%3D952.jpg)
March
Disaster will happen in English
![minimalist-winter-tree-1536x975.jpg](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a34b27_e46ac86a8b9144a4a1b3961278c14693~mv2.jpg/v1/crop/x_0,y_50,w_1536,h_876/fill/w_342,h_195,al_c,q_80,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01,enc_avif,quality_auto/minimalist-winter-tree-1536x975.jpg)
February
If you find a hawks feather, it means bad luck
![Box of Tissue](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/11062b_cd6933b61ff8490ca09ed47d7372459b~mv2.jpg/v1/crop/x_0,y_324,w_6720,h_3832/fill/w_342,h_195,al_c,q_80,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01,enc_avif,quality_auto/Box%20of%20Tissue.jpg)
April
You will meet someone with a vowel in their name
![Drone Over the Mountains](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/5827f0c1a90142f6803bf9151b1efae9.jpg/v1/crop/x_50,y_0,w_1899,h_1083/fill/w_342,h_195,al_c,q_80,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01,enc_avif,quality_auto/Drone%20Over%20the%20Mountains.jpg)
May
Disaster will happen in English
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